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PostPosted: September 28, 2017, 6:56 pm
Hey Bra what's so funny?
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PostPosted: September 28, 2017, 7:02 pm
Hefs wishes are to be buried under two mounds of dirt..
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PostPosted: September 28, 2017, 7:10 pm
The Betoota Advocate had an article about #leaveyourviagraout for Hugh. I laughed


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PostPosted: September 28, 2017, 7:13 pm
I gather you lot are going to milk this for days
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PostPosted: September 28, 2017, 7:49 pm
well made 91 made up from lots of singles mixed with 2's and 3's

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PostPosted: September 28, 2017, 8:26 pm
Manbush wrote:I gather you lot are going to milk this for days


I just don't know when to stop. I Lactose social skills...
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PostPosted: September 28, 2017, 8:30 pm
iPad just about flat.

A glass of milk and off to bed..
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Laurie Daley
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PostPosted: October 2, 2017, 11:56 am
Hey bone, I drove thru Cessnock this morning on the way to Wollombi and thought I'd stop at "kick4touch" but it's gone...what's doin ?

Relocated or shutdown ??
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Mal Meninga
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PostPosted: October 2, 2017, 2:12 pm
bonehead wrote:well made 91 made up from lots of singles mixed with 2's and 3's

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No 4s or 6s? Disappointing

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PostPosted: October 2, 2017, 2:40 pm
-PJ- wrote:Hey bone, I drove thru Cessnock this morning on the way to Wollombi and thought I'd stop at "kick4touch" but it's gone...what's doin ?

Relocated or shutdown ??

moved along the street a bit
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PostPosted: October 2, 2017, 2:43 pm
bonehead wrote:
-PJ- wrote:Hey bone, I drove thru Cessnock this morning on the way to Wollombi and thought I'd stop at "kick4touch" but it's gone...what's doin ?

Relocated or shutdown ??

moved along the street a bit

Cheers mate..
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PostPosted: October 11, 2017, 8:35 am
I'm looking out for a Christmas present for my brother.

Should I get the Air Hawk or Air Dragon ?
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PostPosted: October 11, 2017, 5:11 pm
-PJ- wrote:I'm looking out for a Christmas present for my brother.

Should I get the Air Hawk or Air Dragon ?

I dont know what either of those things are, but my strong preference would be the Air Hawk.

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Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by Mods. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Nickman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lucy, and you curse GE. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that GE’s moderation, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps threads on track and under the appropriately sized, highlighted green headings.
You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.
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PostPosted: October 11, 2017, 5:39 pm
Is there an Air Chicken?
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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PostPosted: October 12, 2017, 7:11 am
T_R wrote:
-PJ- wrote:I'm looking out for a Christmas present for my brother.

Should I get the Air Hawk or Air Dragon ?

I dont know what either of those things are, but my strong preference would be the Air Hawk.

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It's a cordless tyre inflator women can carry in their hand bag.

No need to stop at servos anymore.
Ideal for those times you find your self stranded.
Compact, light and durable...you can drop it.
Good for all tyres..inflate your car, motorcycle, wheelbarrow etc.

But wait...
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That's right...free.
Call 1800whogivesacrap.
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PostPosted: October 12, 2017, 7:13 am
I'd buy if if it were an AirRaider.
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PostPosted: October 12, 2017, 7:18 am
My mother gets on these home shopping networks and buys rubbish in bulk..as presents.
Remember those Orange flip down sun visors that clip onto your existing car visor to reduce glare ?

Yep she bought 3 of them one Christmas and gave them to my siblings and I.

Glen Grief...
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PostPosted: October 12, 2017, 2:55 pm
Anyone downloaded the new IOS yet? Is it worth doing?


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PostPosted: October 12, 2017, 3:13 pm
Marginal improvements.
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PostPosted: October 12, 2017, 7:51 pm
This keyboard **** me to tears. So many times do I accidentally end up with numbers in the middle of words because I moved my finger half an an inch.

Apart from that it’s fine
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PostPosted: October 13, 2017, 4:21 pm
Boy, Jarrod Croker’s wedding must be costing a mint! Byron. Helicopters, the lot! You can see the lead up on Instagram Stories.


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PostPosted: October 14, 2017, 3:56 pm
My mother in law isn't going to church tomorrow because it MAY rain.

She gets picked up in the driveway and driven to an undercover church entrance..
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PostPosted: October 14, 2017, 6:32 pm
DID YOU KNOW: If you rearrange the letters in 'Mother in law' you get 'Woman Hitler'


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PostPosted: October 15, 2017, 12:30 pm
I got these powerboats racing down at the lake all weekend.

Crickey there loud, I'm only a 15min walk from the lake.

Matt Hall is throwing his plane around as well.
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PostPosted: October 15, 2017, 3:56 pm
didnt bother this year, bit busy

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Laurie Daley
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PostPosted: October 15, 2017, 4:05 pm
What..you couldn't hear them ?
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PostPosted: October 15, 2017, 8:01 pm
-PJ- wrote:What..you couldn't hear them ?

not where i was, flat tyre in morpeth, spare is apparently not the original and didnt fit...... thankfully the locals wete friendly with a compressor and i got to the repco at greenhills for a can of slime
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PostPosted: October 18, 2017, 8:59 pm
I think i bit off the majority of my tongue. It actually tasted pretty good
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PostPosted: October 19, 2017, 2:56 pm
Nothing hurts worse than that.

Maybe a whack to the funny bone comes close...
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PostPosted: October 19, 2017, 3:19 pm
I have just had a small operation on my upper front jaw yesterday. It feels like they did it with an axe!
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PostPosted: October 19, 2017, 3:38 pm
Cranky Old Man wrote:I have just had a small operation on my upper front jaw yesterday. It feels like they did it with an axe!

Hope all is well COM.

If you need cheering up go check out our 2018 draw....
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PostPosted: October 19, 2017, 7:26 pm
This is not a wet Chewbacca store
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